Freeman's Mind： Episode 35-BxXRRfd040Y.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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Okay people, listen up.

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Today, we're talking about fermions.

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Fermions have a half-integer spin

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NOT a full-integer spin; those are bosons.

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Where am I?

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Uh, hold on.

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I think we're going to have to move to another room.

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Somebody's renovating this place, I guess.

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I'm so confused.

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My head hurts.

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Man, I'm sore all over.

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Feel like I got my ass kicked.

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Jesus Christ.

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What was I doing in there?

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How did I even get in here?

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I want a drink.

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It doesn't have to be bourbon; I'm not too picky.

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You know, anything at least 80-proof.

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It smells like dog vomit in here.

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Oh, a hatch. There's the answer.

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Ohh, I don't know if I can reach it.

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I'll find a stick or something.

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What the hell did I do last night?

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I remember there was some guy with an eye patch.

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And a midget.

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Oh, perfect.

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What were they talking about?

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[growls]

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And some sort of scam involving corndogs.

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Shit, I don't remember.

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Ergh, can't reach.

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I can tell already this is going to be a fun day.

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Rah!

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Come on!

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This sucks.

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[yawns]

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Seriously, how did I get here?

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I can't go through my whole life living like this.

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Oh, drain.

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If I party this hard every night, I'm going to end up dead in a few years.

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I don't remember what happened.

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I think I was watching a movie about monsters...

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...and they attacked Canada?

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I mean, obviously, SOMETHING happened.

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I woke up in a trash compactor again.

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Yeah, this looks easier.

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Hey, the ruptured rusty rods reveal a rift!

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Whoa, wait, which way is up?

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Oh. Okay, that's cool.

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See? An exit.

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I'm one of the kids who paid attention to the hamsters in class.

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[coughs]

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Wow, this is not my finest hour, is it?

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Spending the night in the Dumpster,

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getting dumped out of a sewer pipe facedown into a run-off puddle,

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waking up in the afternoon,

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I'm probably missing work,

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I'm lost in the desert,

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I have many unexplained bruises and facial lacerations...

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They say you know when you hit rock bottom,

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but I can't say any of this is completely unfamiliar.

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Except for being in the desert. That's kind of new.

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The last time something like this happened was Austria.

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Actually, Austria was even worse because I woke up naked.

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I had to wander around lost in Innsbruck

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until I could make some clothes out of old garbage bags.

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[teleportation sound]

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Okay, well, this part's different.

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Is this the only road?

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Eh... God, that's a big cockroach.

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[headcrab squeals]

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Jesus! [headcrab squeals]

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That's the size of a friggin' softball.

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On second thought, I don't think that is a cockroach.

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Looks like something out of South America.

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I should start watching National Geographic again.

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Oh, there's another one.

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I don't like the desert.

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Shit...

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[coughing]

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Someday, I'll be president and it'll put this all in perspective.

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Oh! Shit!

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Somebody had a worse night than me.

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I'm not touching anything; I'm not going to be part of the crime scene.

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That is rule number one to staying out of prison.

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And to making proper measurements on quantum particles.

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Man, I want to get back to the lab.

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No, wait, something happened to it, didn't it?

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Huh. A giant bung.

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I'm not seeing an entrance.

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Good God, I'm in the middle of nowhere.

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How did I get here? Am I a werewolf?

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Eh, butts.

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I'll go this way.

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Christ, it's hot out here.

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I caught a break being passed out in the shade.

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Otherwise, my face would be sunburned.

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It's always real classy going to parties with half of your face burned red.

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This isn't the right way. I should come down.

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Uh...

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Oh, that'll work.

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Okay...

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Not bad.

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I could've gotten some sick air if I had a pogo stick.

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And a jet pack.

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And... all right, I need to get out of here.

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Wandering lost in the desert is not good for my career.

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Hey, what's this do?

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Oh, wow, it spins by itself.

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That...that's lazy.

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Power steering for when you're too tired to turn a valve.

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What's our obesity rate at?

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Isn't it like 30%?

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This is why I'm not in administration.

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I would've taken the money for powered valves

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and used it to put a door on the side of the building.

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Oh, hey, there's something down here.

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Lights and... oh, there's the door!

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Okay. I was confused.

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I have silly ideas about building design.

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Like, I wouldn't make people climb--

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Oh, hell. Maybe that's how that guy died.

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I should be careful...

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Yeah, maybe he was just stepping outside the building for a smoke break,

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climbed the ladder up the silo,

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slipped at the top,

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then splat!

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I could be a detective.

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Although, as I say that, I still haven't figured out what happened last night.

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I remember having problems.

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Lots of problems.

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I'm pretty sure about that.

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Ah, it's an elevator.

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Like something we might've built in the Middle Ages.

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If we had motors...

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and water.

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All right, well, I think this was meant to be operated by a second person,

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but if I double-time it, I should be able to get up there.

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I wonder why it was designed this way.

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It was probably because of a union contract that says that we have to hire

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so many elevator workers and this is to accommodate that.

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Da, dada, dada!

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Climb, climb, climb!

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Monkey madness!

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Gotta get up to get down!

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Whoo...

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Hurgh...

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Huh... well...

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I'm pretty sure that this isn't the executive elevator.

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That would have carpeting.

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Oh.

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This is kind of a crappy entrance, huh?

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Oh well. I didn't see any rose petals waiting for me on the outside.

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Still, with our budget, this kind of bullshit.

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I think there's some class warfare going on at this company.

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[gunshots]

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Whoa.

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[gunshots]

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What's going on in here?

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I've gotta check this out.

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I seem to remember a lot of gunfire from yesterday.

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That's odd.

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Oh, he dropped his clip.

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I'll take it. Maybe I can sell it back to him.

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I wonder how much I can get from him.

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Probably at least 20 bucks.

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[guard groans]

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[squish]

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Ugh! What's going on here?

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[squish]

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FUCK!

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Okay, something's not right here.

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This requires further investigation.

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[squish]

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I'm not going to get my 20 bucks from him, am I?

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[splat]